Tuesday, July 31, 2007

CARROT burn

be careful what you wish for, when you dream of burning off your excess fat...

[wiping my brow] i'm so happy to have completed my first round of CT LO for July.
This is really challenging me to whip up LOs faster, with needing to post 8x min/mo.
thank goodness, my computer & darling asawa are cooperating. For my 2nd CT LO using dawn inskip's "the write stuff" kit, I did some super simple 5x3 rolodex LO's that I posted on the kjoistudio gallery. But, I felt like it just wasn't enough, so I worked on a full sized LO instead.


CARROT BURN journaling:

"note: this is a true story, sadly, about me...date stamp: remembered Jul 18, 2007 10:12 AM. clip text: CASE OF THE NUKED CARROT. FELLOW DIETERS BEWARE! journaling:warning: super nuked carrots will burn the flesh off on contact. BURNING OFF the FLAB, LITERALLY. i literally burnt my belly today. A carrot, obviously angry that it had been
MICROWAVED...
flung out of the Lean Cuisine Butternut Squash Ravioli tray, shot straight between my cleavage, down into my tank, & landed on my belly! Scorching it! I swear!
I have the carrot shaped burn mark to prove it! (see exhibit A.)
Why? you ask, did this have to happen to me!? I shook the tray upside down to spread the sauce, but the plastic film had a tear in it. I know, not too smart. Next time, I’ll follow the directions, like normal people, and stir with a fork. But, as luck would have it, I came up with the best remedy....(See exhibit B.)
(Exhibit A. carrot burn)(Exhibit B. Orange Creamsicle)CACTUSmango's circle doodle & desert botanical PALMfruit brush; dawn inskip's "the write stuff" kit from kjoistudios; dirty headline, desryel & tahoma fonts; PS CS2.

my "carrot burn" LO posted here:
http://kjoistudios.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=7&pos=0
http://www.scrapbook.com/galleries/88021/view/960775/-1/0/1.html
http://www.scrapartist.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=49175&cat=500&perpage=12&sort=2&ppuser=9345 http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/pg.asp?gallery=4&cmd=display&layout_id=1204008 http://www.oscraps.com/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/15080/cat/500/ppuser/13285

2 comments:

jo said...

Love the LO girlie! :)

dawn said...

WOW babe... gorgeous (and love the LO - thank you so much for using the kit) you're amazing